I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.

[I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.]

[papasmoke]

If I was JFK I would have just dodged the bullet

[papasmoke]

If I was JFK I would have made shooting me illegal

[myscarsaremystars]

It was illegal to kill in the 1960s as well.

[garbage-empress]

wrong.

[mechanicalpaw]

If i was JFK i would just die. I dont care. Im messed up

[blm1997]

If I was JFK I wouldn’t have ignored Jackie’s fat ass in front of me

[I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.]

[kristina100000]

girl: what nice hair you have............. ^_^

me: *swallows my pride and bows my head down like a horse* just do it pet it you freak

[I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.]

[kstripling]

[I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.]

[danismm]

Neurotic Symptoms, 1947. Illustrated by Boris Artzybasheff

[I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.]

[girlmostlikely]

[I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.]

[medievaljournalist]

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole

[I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.]

[breastforce]

God damn I’ve been Owned…

[railroadsoftware]

where’s jack going

[magiclairium]

to undo the future that is aku

[I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.]

[I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.]

[mrnargle]

whenever my program freezes

[pokeharvest]

[Image ID: A blurry image of Linus from Sharkboy and Lavagirl with text reading: "Task Manager / Kill Him" in all caps. End ID.]

[I AM THE WIZARD. I AM THE WILD. I AM THE WEST.]

[poohpoohtud]